![There are 2 simple rules of keeping your Husband happy in your Marriage. Keep their stomach full and their balls empty. | Humor inappropriate, Boyfriend humor, Family humor There are 2 simple rules of keeping your Husband happy in your Marriage. Keep their stomach full and their balls empty. | Humor inappropriate, Boyfriend humor, Family humor](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c2/94/eb/c294eb26a8cd8d47e4478733c7ed8974.png)
There are 2 simple rules of keeping your Husband happy in your Marriage. Keep their stomach full and their balls empty. | Humor inappropriate, Boyfriend humor, Family humor
![If you want to keep your man happy; keep his stomach full and his balls empty. - Actual Advice Mallard - quickmeme If you want to keep your man happy; keep his stomach full and his balls empty. - Actual Advice Mallard - quickmeme](http://m.quickmeme.com/img/62/622cc74eb93bf4cefe0a1632fc09b8be134b256c9f2766ea455cb3b3c9f2a7cd.jpg)
If you want to keep your man happy; keep his stomach full and his balls empty. - Actual Advice Mallard - quickmeme
![Peaky Blinders on X: ""Lovely to see ya but I'm late for a meeting." "They can wait." Catch up on the latest episode of #PeakyBlinders with @BBCiPlayer now: https://t.co/Hz7vPmEWKR https://t.co/ob6A19i5ge" / X Peaky Blinders on X: ""Lovely to see ya but I'm late for a meeting." "They can wait." Catch up on the latest episode of #PeakyBlinders with @BBCiPlayer now: https://t.co/Hz7vPmEWKR https://t.co/ob6A19i5ge" / X](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DP5F7d7W4AA9wUp.jpg:large)
Peaky Blinders on X: ""Lovely to see ya but I'm late for a meeting." "They can wait." Catch up on the latest episode of #PeakyBlinders with @BBCiPlayer now: https://t.co/Hz7vPmEWKR https://t.co/ob6A19i5ge" / X
![KEEPING HIS BELLY FULL AND HIS BALLS EMPTY: THINGS YOUR HUSBAND WISH YOU DO MORE OFTEN: BIANCA, CASSIE: 9798358893863: Amazon.com: Books KEEPING HIS BELLY FULL AND HIS BALLS EMPTY: THINGS YOUR HUSBAND WISH YOU DO MORE OFTEN: BIANCA, CASSIE: 9798358893863: Amazon.com: Books](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/6124dK0faeL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)
KEEPING HIS BELLY FULL AND HIS BALLS EMPTY: THINGS YOUR HUSBAND WISH YOU DO MORE OFTEN: BIANCA, CASSIE: 9798358893863: Amazon.com: Books
![YARN | "Keep his balls empty and his belly full." | Peaky Blinders (2013) - S04E03 Blackbird | Video clips by quotes | 6bb76ee6 | 紗 YARN | "Keep his balls empty and his belly full." | Peaky Blinders (2013) - S04E03 Blackbird | Video clips by quotes | 6bb76ee6 | 紗](https://y.yarn.co/6bb76ee6-f874-44dd-9b61-0d89f88d63c5_text.gif)
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best advice I ever got on how to keep a man: 1) keep his belly full. & 2) keep his balls empty. ;) - Post by bettie_sailor on Boldomatic
![If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/if-the-two-rules-to-a-happy-husband-are-to-keep-his-belly-full-and-balls-empty-no-wonder-my-monday-started-off-with-a-cold-shower-and-takeout-9b9a3.png)
If the two rules to a happy husband are to keep his belly full and balls empty, no wonder my Monday started off with a cold shower and takeout. | Sympathy Ecard
![If your not keeping his balls empty then don't get mad when he finds an alternative method. | Breakup Ecard If your not keeping his balls empty then don't get mad when he finds an alternative method. | Breakup Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/if-your-not-keeping-his-balls-empty-then-dont-get-mad-when-he-finds-an-alternative-method-b6364.png)
If your not keeping his balls empty then don't get mad when he finds an alternative method. | Breakup Ecard
![All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly](https://media.makeameme.org/created/all-a-man-2694a619fd.jpg)
All a man really wants in life is his Belly full and his Balls empty Then wake up knowing his roof will be over his Head and his children Fed - Overly
![A 000 deserves will _his 'stomach full! And liis balls empty. - America's best pics and videos | Cool pictures, A good man, Best A 000 deserves will _his 'stomach full! And liis balls empty. - America's best pics and videos | Cool pictures, A good man, Best](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ac/3e/93/ac3e930f227d81df15ff092016a2d4b8.jpg)